Yeah, well we're talking 'bout some snails!
Crunch and munch I love a bunch
of raw and slimy snails for lunch
oh yeah, oh yeah
late at night I'm hungry
get a hammer and a pail
put duracells into my flashlight
and go hunting for some snails!
It's quite a thrill to eat your fill
they taste like rubber sleeping pills
oh yeah, oh yeah
it's more than an obsession
it's more than just the taste
when I hear a crunch beneath my shoe
why let it go to waste?