GOLDILOCKS
Goldilocks was a big man
Goldilocks was a big man
he had that long blonde hair
he was a friend of Papa Bear
and every time he'd stop by
he'd catch Mama Bear's eye
that's the beginning of why Papa Bear sings the blues
Papa Bear came home one day
he said now someone's been sittin' in my chair
Papa Bear comes home one day
he said someone's been sittin' in my chair
he said someone's been sittin' here
drinkin' my beer
and he began to fear he'd be singin' the blues
someone's been eatin' my food
someone's been eatin' my food
well now I just come home today
and I find someone's been eatin' my food
someone's been eatin' my food
just then from upstairs
he heard a noise from Mama Bear
and he began to despair he'd be singin' the blues
someone's sleepin' in my bed
someone's sleepin' in my bed
Mama Bear please tell me
who's been sleepin' in my bed
who's been sleepin' in my bed
he pulled back the covers
Goldilocks was hidin' under
and now you've discovered why he sings the blues
MONEY I USED TO SPEND
Why should I miss you
got an office with a view
money in my pocket
I drive a BMW
I can't believe how much I bought
all with the money I used to spend on you
well, I know I shouldn't miss you
but God knows I still do
I got thousand dollar suits
got a thousand dollar watch
got a thousand dollar pair of shoes now baby
I don't miss you that much
All with the money I used to spend on you
well, I know I shouldn't miss you
but God knows I still do
Let me tell you about my car
black turbo Z
CD, spoilers,
tinted glass, carphone,
fuel injected convertable with a license plate that reads
WAS 4 U
All with the money I used to spend on you
well, I know I shouldn't miss you
but God knows I still do
I travel when I want
stay at the finest hotels
I saw you the other day baby
girl you looked like hell
All with the money I used to waste on you
well, I know I shouldn't miss you
but God knows I still do