I'm a good boy
I get all the best toys
they clear the streets
'cause I make the most noise
Let me tell you 'bout a girl I knew
she made me crazy then she made me blue
it's what I deserve
'cause
I'm just such a good boy
I'm a good boy
but it don't bring me joy
I'll smile for my friends
I can't wait 'till this ends
Let me tell you 'bout a girl I loved
first she pushed me and then she shoved
it's what I deserve
'cause
I'm just such a good boy
I'm a good boy
'cause I never employ
more than myself
for the things I destroy
Let me tell you 'bout a girl I lost
it's so easy to forget who's boss
well it's what I deserve
'cause
I'm just such a good boy
a good boy...